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Season 6 Episode 5: Christmas Dreaming

Seiver and Trelen are surprised to find that every time they hear Bing Crosby’s “White Christmas” they time jump – all because they did not heed the warning written on the old cassette tape they found in the thrift store box.

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Giving thanks at this time of the year is so passé. Why give thanks for something that is out of your control… Here at Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur, we specialize in helping you appreciate your own power to control… well … everything. Whether it is the father/daughter team you specifically told to stay out of the Magic Roundabout, or Aliens using humans as game pieces in a session of D&D, or an AI trying to murder the murders at a dinner party. Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur is what you need to make a bad situation worse.

Remember when you thought that you
Were leader of the Universe
And now they say that you are a jerk?
Well,
Two heads you thought would make you smart
You stole a ship that has a heart
Without a towel I think we’ll call you Dirk
And,


Side effects include believing you are a celebrity, an historical figure, or a deity. It is quite often found in people also diagnosed with schizophrenia or narcissistic personality disorder or even those with an over active imagination, but never those who have a lack of imagination. If you or someone you know is experiencing these delusions, it is important to seek professional medical or psychiatric help. Simply message us here at Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur. We have teams standing by to pick you up.

They’re coming to take you away, HaHa
They’re coming to take to away, HoHo,
And off you go
To the ROACH Hotel where constellations mark the doors
And Lava spreads where once were floors
And ghostly voices tell you more
Than you ever wanted to know
HaHa


Bevsfordt: Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur is the best way to resolve those holiday blues. After all, it isn’t a delusion if the Universe really does revolve around you.

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Season 6 Episode 4: The Guardrails of the Galaxy’s First Thanksgiving

Space Croutons Season 6: Theme Song

We have launched the 6th season of our podcast, “Space Croutons” and to celebrate, we gleefully present the new theme song for Space Croutons Season 6! Join us and sing along.

Lyrics, Music, Vocals and Production by Patsy Puckett, Della, John, Jeff, and Jerry Goodson
Curdy, can you hear me? 
In orbit round a star
Do you know just where we are
Curdy, can you hear me?
Is your mission clear
You have nothing left to fear

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Space Croutons “Season 6”

Curdy, can you hear me?
You travel time and space
You save the human race
Curdy, can you hear me?
Half a dozen seasons
Half a dozen reasons

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Space Croutons “Season 6”

I will build a world for you
My family I hold so true
My love for you is oh so strong
Now c’mon Curdy, finish this song

Curdy, can you hear me?
The stories are the key
But they’re not for free
Curdy, can you hear me?
And with each new world
Time, it will unfurl

Space Croutons “Season 6”, Space Croutons “Season 6”,
Space Croutons “Season 6” and featuring the Guard Rails of the Galaxy

Curdy, can you hear me?
Curdy, can you hear me?
Curdy?